1. timsutton:




    a bunch of sociopaths who violently take the law into their own hands? Comment tout à fait approprié.

    Alan Moore discovered, to his horror, that even a very obvious deconstruction would see people who took it as a straight read, who saw the murderous self-appointed guardians of order as the heroes of the story.

    So these folks adopting the symbology of the Watchmen is so very, very funny to me.

    the comedian, the guy who actually wore the smileyface button, was a rapist too, wasn’t he?

    yup, sure was

    (Source: androlphegax)



  3. josephdelage:



    1. Open Calculator

    2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

    3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

    4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

    5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

    6. Reblog and add the image






  4. voyboyfanclub:


    "Creepshot" Photos Are Now Legal in Texas

    A Texas state law prohibiting people from taking photographs “with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person” if the person being photographed does not consent is unconstitutional, according to the state’s highest criminal court. Under this decision, so-called “creepshot” photos, where men often take photos of unconsenting women that they encounter on the street, are legal in Texas.


    sooo this is disgusting

    dont ignore this

    this is important and a huge step backwards

    (via butterbong)


  5. There are just so many good spooky movies to watch in October!


    -Arsenic & Old Lace

    -I Married a Witch

    -The Ghost & Mrs. Muir

    -Bell, Book, & Candle

    -Hocus Pocus (I mean duh)

    -The Innocents

    (Give me more if I forgot any)

    Marble Hornets and The Witches of Eastwick.



  7. sabubu91:




    men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us


    have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

    did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

    I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

    (Source: skankplissken, via timsutton)


  8. edwardspoonhands:


    (via xkcd: Marriage)

    It’s appalling to me that the majority of Americans didn’t approve of interracial marriage until 1995. We need to recognize that America has been, and continues to be, a *profoundly* racist country.

    Also interesting that the government was way out ahead of public opinion on interracial marriage and significantly behind on same-sex marriage. The government is supposed to protect the rights of its citizens whether or not the majority wants those rights protected. That’s not how we’re behaving these days.


  9. 1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

    2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

    3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

    4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

    5. Fart when you have to.

    6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

    7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

    — Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

    (Source: fawnbabe, via ghostcowgirl)


  10. clap2xfortheladies:


    In response to anyone who thinks they have an fierce inner black woman in them and is not in fact, a black woman

    See the thing about that fire and that “fierceness” is that it’s born out of our oppression, out of always being told that we are ugly, that our bodies are too fat or too muscular, that we don’t have the right kind of hair — and having to deconstruct all those things and tell ourselves that we are beautiful even though society is telling us that we are not.  

    That strength is born out of always having to defend ourselves against white supremacy and anti-black-woman-patriachy. From years of not seeing ourselves represented in anything aligned with beauty, of buying products that are made to make us look like not ourselves.

    So there is no way you could have an inner black woman in you. You have not experienced our struggle, you don’t know it, you haven’t lived it, and you can’t imagine it. 

    See, you can’t sit with us, because we haven’t been able to sit at your table since our existence in this country. And while we were being excluded from your table we made our own, and it is fabulous and fly. And of course you now want to try and have a seat at our table, take our table, use it and ignore all the labor that went into creating THAT table.

    But nah, sorry boo boo.

    You ain’t never going to be us, you can try to wear your hair like us, you can try to dance like us, talk like us, wish you were us, but know this —


    ^^ The definition of the perfect response

    (via butterbong)